Sing it Frank!

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars......
Playing among a particular star was a Qantas cabin crew member recently, who, by all accounts joined the mile high club with Ralph Fiennes.

We've been asked by polls on the TV shows if we think she should have been sacked by Qantas. My answer: Yes. I don't give a flying fuck (pun intended) whether she's shagging some actor or if she's shagging some dodgy politician, the fact is when she was on that plane she was working and being paid for it. What she does in her own time is up to her but when she is working, she should not be canoodling with passengers in toilet cubicles.

I must admit, the whole Mile High Club thing just doesn't appeal to me. I don't understand why anyone would want to have sex in any toilet, let alone one where there is just enough room for you to sit down. I feel sorry for the parents with kids on planes when little Johnny asks his mum or dad to take him to go wee wee because there is just not enough room in those things. So if you have two grown adults in there...... well, what sort of shapes must they have to get into? Yes, I realise that if the lady is wearling a skirt it makes things easier as the man can just whip out the ol' boy and get the job done. But is it really worth it? The Qantas cabin crew member clearly thought so!

Of course, because Qantas is Australian the news has been flooded by this story and the best I've heard is the disbelief that the woman crew member could have instigated such a thing. Why? Why is it so hard to believe that she grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to the toilet? Admittedly, Ralph Fiennes is hardly going to be kicking and screaming and telling her to go away, how many men would if it was handed to them on a plate? No, I'm not saying that Ralph Fiennes didn't play his part in it but why does the media have such a hard time accepting that women are strong and independent and can't make up their own minds thank you very much! So she wanted to shag him and she did. While I don't agree with her doing it while she was working, I do commend her for going out and getting what she wanted - a romp with a sexy actor! You go girl!

Now where is George Clooney.....